Rocco's Repartee

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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

I HATE BAD DRIVERS

That's right, I take my driving seriously, and I hate those that don't. You know who I'm talking about...the ones who, on the highway, drive in the PASSING LANE without passing. Speed limit is 55, and they drive 55 like it's their right to be in that lane. Everyone is passing them on the left, but they still refuse to get over. And why, when I pass them on the right, cut them off, and slam on my brakes with my turn signal on (trying to give them as many subtle hints as I can that they should get over), do they insist on flipping me off or turning on their brights. This situation wouldn't happen if they would follow the law and use the PASSING LANE for what it is there for: TO PASS, NOT CRUISE AT YOUR OWN LEISURE. I also find it funny that after I cut them off and slam on my breaks how they then decide to speed up to get up beside me on my right to flip me off...makes me wonder why they are so bent on "showing me" as opposed to stopping this situation before it stops by getting over when (or if) they ever decide to pass someone. It's kinda sad that Illinois had to resort to passing a law that says that it's illegal to drive in the left lane if you are holding up more than 2 cars...sad that it requires the government to legislate common courtesy. Of course, I shouldn't be surprised because this is a me-first society, and these drivers obviously think that they are more important than everyone else that the rules of the road and courtesy don't apply to them. Here's to @$$hole drivers...

2 Comments:

  • At 1:47 PM, Blogger Ryan said…

    I like my sunshade because I get to see this happy, smiling Garfield all the time when I drive.

    Sure, oncoming traffic and various roadside decorations are less than amorous of my decision, but they can suck an egg.

    People are like: "WHY do you have that SUNSHADE in your WINDSHIELD?"

    And I'm like: "DUH! It keeps my car COOL when I park in the SUN."

    Dumbaces.

    Pave the Earth, I wanna DRIVE!

     
  • At 12:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    My siter-in-law (otherwise a moron) wants a bumper sticker that says, "Jesus would get out of the passing lane"

     

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