New Game!

So I posted an idea for a new game somewhere else, but want to start making the ground rules here.

I originally came up with this game while convincing my little cousin that cats DO like to have their tails pulled and his big brother DOES like headlocks.

The game is called "Will it Flush?" The concept is simple...will it flush! The rules include:

1) parents CANNOT be home when playing this game. (if they are home, they must either be outside or asleep)

2) NO ANIMALS, unless they are toys, like rubber ducks or plastic green turtles that have arms that rotate when wound up (like the one I had with a kid until my sister decided to play this game with it...as you can tell, I'm still a bit bitter)

3) NO ADMITTING FAULT. if parents ask who did it, DENY, DENY, DENY (I normally don't advocate lying to parents, but this is one time that makes the difficulty level of the game increase)

4) this game must be played by more than 1 person, and the winner is the first to have an object that DOES NOT FLUSH - at this point, the game can continue, even though the winner has already been determined; however, if the winner is determined on the first attempt without an opportunity from all other participants, the others get the first attempt the next time the game is played

5) The most important rule - if you play this game, I likewise deny all fault, and have never heard of this game before!

Cheers,
Rocco